Thursday, April 16, 2009

TAYLOR LAUTNER!!




Eyes-His eyes are the universe's deepest black holes from which you will never return

Ears-His ears are spiky as an elf's ears

Mouth-His mouth is a love tunnel that you will never return from.

Nose- His nose is the prettiest water slide you have ever seen.

Forehead- Is a flat surface.


Hair-Is a pile of mud you want to play with.

Cheeks- Are nice red roses.

Teeth-Are big white pearls.

Lips-Is the entrance to the love tunnel in which you will never return.

Skin-Is as soft as a baby's bottom.